24Nov/111
Jumping Butterballs!
I just found out that every whole turkey processed by Butterball is certified Halal*. Halal is the Islamic practice of slaughtering animals by cutting the trachea, esophagus, and jugular vein then draining the blood. While the animal is writhing and choking the words "Bismillah Allahu Akbar"are spoken over it. I seem to remember that suicide bombers say a similar thing while slaughtering humans. That means to radical Muslims we are like turkeys, and our death is the equivalent of a Thanksgiving. Well I hope they get salmonella poisoning, and choke to death on the neck bone. Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
How would you like to eat lead for Thanksgiving?
* http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/11/happy_halal_thanksgiving.html
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