Non-Braking News 7/15/12
Our weekly roundup of top stories begins with:
72 yea old Congressman Barney Frank married his partner James Ready who is 32 years younger. It is rumored they received over forty pairs of his and his bathrobes as presents.
Mike Bloomberg has asked developers to create a micro-unit studio the size of 300 square feet. It is so small only people Mike Bloomberg's size can enter.
A Swedish resident suffered from foreskin irritation, and had to wait 5 months to get a hospital appointment. The bad news is he had cancer, and because of the delay in treatment they had to remove his penis. The good news is that the irritation is gone.
Joe Biden addressed the NAACP, and put his foot in his mouth when he said he loves black loafers.
Due to the extreme heat Nudist Resorts are doing a booming business. While the owners claim there is no sexual component women have complained that the men are walking around with erections. They understand it's necessary to apply lots of lotion to keep from getting burned, but the men are leaving a sticky residue everywhere. That rounds out our top stories of the week.
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She should get that vaccination to prevent old age that death row criminals get.2013/05/21 19:33 by web - @texasmcmanus
@CelesteHerget @NBCDFW Nidal Hasan already received the death penalty. He'll be dead of old age before the trial starts.2013/05/21 19:28 by web - @middlemom
Vermont uses lethal injection, and it is about as dignified as killing a criminal on death row. Minus that special last meal.2013/05/21 19:18 by web - @keder
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