Take me to your bleeder
We give more money to the United Nations than anyone else, and yet keep bleeding us for more. They recently requested 2.4 billion for a new N.Y. office tower, and then decided if aliens visit earth and say "take me to your leader" the leader will be a Malaysian named Mazlan Othman. Ahmadinejad insults us every chance he gets, and now we are put at the end of the receiving line when the aliens arrive. Once E.T. meets the money grubbing panhandlers at the U.N. this planet will be blasted into a giant fireball. I can't say I blame them, but they should have known better than to visit a place called the Milky Way. One of the definitions of "milk" is to obtain money or benefits from. Nobody should travel thousands of light years to get bummed for spare change. At least their helmets should have been squeegeed.
No wonder they call it earth, it's life forms are dirt bags.
Polarized bears
 |
| Duh I shoulda brought a compass |
In 2006 an Arctic scientist claimed he observed several drowned polar bears which ignited a firestorm among the global warming misfits. Now he is facing charges of scientific misconduct*, a euphemism for being a lying sack of shit. You may also remember the U.N. claimed the Himalayan glaciers would disappear by 2035**, another example of scientists talking out of their asses. Regardless of the alleged drowning incident one thing is sure, polar bear populations are either stable or rising. Between the blazing sun and reflective snow the only thing they need for survival is polarized sunglasses.
*http://news.yahoo.com/apnewsbreak-arctic-scientist-under-investigation-082217993.html
**http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/jan/20/himalayan-glaciers-melt-claims-false-ipcc
- @jerryrscuba
The first Gay President is now eligible become a scoutmaster.2013/05/24 22:53 by web - @LibMuncher
@BreitbartNews He must have used Timmy Turbotax Geithner's software.2013/05/24 22:27 by web - @jerryrscuba
I hope Holder gets the drive shaft in the rear end under the Obama bus. All aboard!2013/05/24 22:58 by web - @Bluesman57
@IngrahamAngle @kellyriker Unfortunately it has a terrible side effect. It gives him diarrhea of the mouth.2013/05/24 21:21 by web - @IngrahamAngle
@kellyriker Personally I like President Obama Disappoint Mints. The flavor lasts for 8 years. See pic
http://t.co/t6mINVKGnb2013/05/24 21:56 by web
