Breaking News 5/15/12
Chris Matthews the host of "Hardball" on MSNBC got hardballed on the show Jeopardy finishing dead last. This is a man who repeatedly mocked Sarah Palin, and said don't put her on Jeopardy. The most embarassing moment was when tingles said "I'll take gay presidents for free Alex".
Recently Elizabeth Warren has come under fire for her claim of Native American descent. To this date any evidence to support her assertion has been debunked. My research proves she is in fact a tribal member of the Shinecock and bull tribe.
Newsweek had Obama on the cover adorned with a rainbow halo and the caption "The First Gay President". Contrast this with Vladimir Putin who is skilled at judo and sambo martial arts. One of the titles of the President is Commander and Chief, but with a gay leader it's more like the chief from the Village People.
The President and his cabinet preparing for war.
Putin in, Putin out
Well Vladimir Putin won the presidential race in Russia due to an army of sexy young females who were willing to tear of their clothes to show their support. Thanks to them Putin is in. Contrast this with Bill Clinton who also had an army of sexy young supporters. Well maybe not an army, but at least Monica Lewinsky was Putin out. Now we hear President Obama told Putin he'd have more flexibility after the election. It is well known how fond he is of bending over when greeting dignitaries, and I certainly hope he hasn't given the Russian leader the wrong idea.
The President of the U.S. flexing some muscle. Butt muscle.
Putin out
Vladimir Putin has an army of young women willing to tear of their clothes off to show their support for his return to the presidency*. Big deal, so did Bill Clinton. Well maybe not an army, but at least Monica was Putin out.
*http://putinwatcher.blogspot.com/2011/07/army-of-young-russian-women-tearing-off.html
- @johnhawkinsrwn
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