Tramp Champ
Lisa Sparxxx is the worlds recordholder for having sex with 919 men in one day*. She should probably also be awarded the Guinness World Record for the most strains of sexually transmitted diseases, but that is just my opinion. What is amazing is that sperm banks don't get that many donors in a week. It brings to mind what Willy Shakes once said. "Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust into them"**.
Get thee to a nunnery***
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Sparxxx
**Paraphrased from Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare (Act II Scene 5).
***Hamlet (Act III. Scene 1)
Those wacki packi’s
The name "Pakistan" means land of the pure, or of the spiritually clean in Urdu and Persian. It is only natural that they have banned websites that have been deemed offensive or blasphemous. So what do their citizens google when they are on the internet? In addition to the normal beheading, stoning, torture and anti-American video's they love their porn. Not just normal sex between man and women, but horse, donkey, rape, dog and animal sex in general. I never knew the "hump on a camel" was a reference to the owners intention.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/07/12/data-shows-pakistan-googling-pornographic-material/
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