Non-Braking News 5/26
President Obama stepped on a cow pie while campaigning in Iowa. Apparently it had fallen off of Joe Biden's plate.
Henry Kissinger was stopped by TSA agents at LaGuardia airport for carrying a concealed underwear bomb. It turned out to be a fully loaded depends.
Jenna Jameson the former porn star was arrested for hitting a pole. She was distracted by guys sticking dollar bills in her panties and she lost her grip.
A Pakistani doctor who was responsible for providing information that led to to the killing of Osama Bin Laden has been given a 33 year prison sentence. They must be very serious about malpractice suits in Pakistan.
News of Obama's pot smoking days in school has surfaced. He referred to it as chooming. Obama's new slogan "Forward" may have to be changed since it's hard knowing which way is forward with all that smoke burning your eyes. We interrupt this newscast to go live as the Presidents limousine has just pulled up.
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Heavy Petting
There is a new triple x (xxx) internet domain to be used strictly for porno sites. Such URL's (uniform resource locators) would appear as mrsbuttersworth.xxx for instance. Up to 900,000 parties were preregistered, some merely to prevent obnoxious individuals from using their names. For instance georgebush.xxx or dickcheney.xxx. Not to be outdone P.E.T.A. (people for the ethical treatment of animals) will be launching their own porn site*. I'm not really sure how that will prevent the mistreatment of animals. Every knows the porno industry degrades, and abuses it's workers.
I'm gonna spank you dirty dog
*http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2011/08/20/peta-launch-porn-site
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I don't know about you, but every time I do an internet search I come across porn (no pun intended). I constantly see erotic women saying "click here" which leads to an endless trail of pop ups asking you to sign up and pay, or so I am told. Anyway how much of the internet is porn? 30%, 50% or even more depending on who you ask. The fact is it is only about 4%,* but judging from my Mastercard bill it's at least 25%. Even worse they hassle me for money more often than my pissed off, alimony seeking, ex-wife.
http://techland.time.com/2011/09/13/how-much-of-the-internet-is-porn-less-than-youd-expect/
Heavy petting
There is a new triple x (xxx) internet domain to be used for porno sites starting in December. Such URL's (uniform resource locators) would appear as mrsbuttersworth.xxx for instance. Already up to 900,000 parties have preregistered, some merely to prevent obnoxious individuals from using their names. For instance georgebush.xxx or dickcheney.xxx. Not to be outdone P.E.T.A. (people for the ethical treatment of animals) will be launching their own porn site*. I'm not really sure how that will prevent the mistreatment of animals. Every knows the porno industry degrades, and abuses it's workers.
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*http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2011/08/20/peta-launch-porn-site
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The first Gay President is now eligible become a scoutmaster.2013/05/24 22:53 by web - @LibMuncher
@BreitbartNews He must have used Timmy Turbotax Geithner's software.2013/05/24 22:27 by web - @jerryrscuba
I hope Holder gets the drive shaft in the rear end under the Obama bus. All aboard!2013/05/24 22:58 by web - @Bluesman57
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@kellyriker Personally I like President Obama Disappoint Mints. The flavor lasts for 8 years. See pic
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