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4Aug/120

Dr. Cassenstein

Posted by Beef Blogonoff

Cass Sunstein who headed the White House's Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs resigned Friday. He is the most widely cited legal scholar in the country. His genius is only eclipsed by his looney tunes obsession with animal rights. He said “Animals should be permitted to bring suit...", in other words sue humans. Talk about a kangaroo court. Obviously they would be represented by humans since animals can't afford law school. Perhaps that's why the defense attorney say's "objection your honor, the prosecution is badger-ing the witness".  He also said the current treatment of livestock is “a form of unconscionable barbarity not the same as, but in many ways morally akin to, slavery and mass extermination of human beings.” In other words eating a Big Mac is the moral equivalent of the holocaust. That means Obama would be Hitler, and America would be the Third Reich. This lesson in morality comes from the man who said “A restriction on access to abortion turns women’s reproductive capacities into something to be used by fetuses. …"(The Partial Constitution). He makes it sound like the fetus is more of a parasite than human being. He probably wrote that after watching the movie "ALIEN". In his 2008 book "Nudge" he said “the state owns the rights to body parts of people who are dead or in certain hopeless conditions, and it can remove their organs without asking anyone’s permission.” Fortunately for him the state had no use for his brain. I believe Mary Shelley once wrote a book about an individual like that who took human organs, and wound up creating a monster. Mr. Sunstein returns to his former position at Harvard as it's Felix Frankfurter Professor of Law. An appropriate position for a mystery meathead.

Igor I told you not to take brains from Republicans they are abnormal.

2Aug/111

The Brooklyn Hillbillies

Posted by Beef Blogonoff

A story surfaced over the weekend  concerning hillbillies living in Brooklyn's Prospect Park*. Apparently the miscreants were poaching wildlife, and cooking them over an open fire. Jethro Bodine was issued a ticket for illegal fishing and when questioned said "golly gee it's only cause there ain't no fish in the cement pond". His sister Elly May was arrested for crack possession, and her excuse was "everybody smokes crawdads, don't they"? Jed was arrested for discharging a firearm, and claimed he was looking for "black gold, Texas tea". Granny was the only one not taken into custody. Maybe because the police ran after they smelled her  homemade possum stew.



Jethro turn right at Park Slope

*http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/34/31/dtg_poachersbusted_2011_08_06_bk.html