Unintelligent By Design
Intelligent people frighten me. It's not because they use words I don't understand, but simply because they're dangerous. To paraphrase Thomas Sowell "stupid people cause little damage, it takes an ivy league genius to cause a catastrophe." Case in point the financial collapse of 2007. The most intelligent, respected leaders in government and the business sector didn't see it coming. It's like they were standing on the deck of the Titanic and when their pants got wet figured a toilet backed up. Science Czar John Holdren co-authored a book called Eco-science in the 70's and claimed an ice age was coming. Was he referring to the movie? He also predicted a 150 ft. tidal wave would hit the U.S. by 2000. I sold my beach house because of that jerk. John is also director of the Woods Hole research center although he is easily confused with another kind of hole. Cass Sunstein the White House officer of information and regulatory affairs said animals should be able to bring suit (sue humans). Talk about a kangaroo court. I guess the judge would say odor in the court, and the attorney would attempt to badger the witness. Of course the animals would be represented by humans they can't afford law school. Intelligent people; they said the Titanic was unsinkable, they sank the economy, and make jury duty a day at the zoo.
The court will recess for lunch. I'll have a ham sandwich in my chambers.
Heavy Petting
There is a new triple x (xxx) internet domain to be used strictly for porno sites. Such URL's (uniform resource locators) would appear as mrsbuttersworth.xxx for instance. Up to 900,000 parties were preregistered, some merely to prevent obnoxious individuals from using their names. For instance georgebush.xxx or dickcheney.xxx. Not to be outdone P.E.T.A. (people for the ethical treatment of animals) will be launching their own porn site*. I'm not really sure how that will prevent the mistreatment of animals. Every knows the porno industry degrades, and abuses it's workers.
I'm gonna spank you dirty dog
*http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2011/08/20/peta-launch-porn-site
Prince Pepperoni
Prince Harry was training with the air force in Arizona, and decided to eat a meat lovers pizza at a local Italian restaurant. Unfortunately PETA was informed of his barbaric activity, and immediately set upon him to correct him of his wicked ways. Rather than cause an international incident they opted to use a more seductive method of persuasion. Two lovely ladies in hot red pepper bikinis appeared, and sexually enticed the Prince to give up his cruel meat eating ways. As for the fact that he and the other Air Force trainees will someday be tenderizing humans with rapid fire weapons like chopped beef, well that's okay just don't hurt the animals.
Nothing like a pair of tender breasts to make one hunger for veggies.
Heavy petting
There is a new triple x (xxx) internet domain to be used for porno sites starting in December. Such URL's (uniform resource locators) would appear as mrsbuttersworth.xxx for instance. Already up to 900,000 parties have preregistered, some merely to prevent obnoxious individuals from using their names. For instance georgebush.xxx or dickcheney.xxx. Not to be outdone P.E.T.A. (people for the ethical treatment of animals) will be launching their own porn site*. I'm not really sure how that will prevent the mistreatment of animals. Every knows the porno industry degrades, and abuses it's workers.
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| I'm gonna spank you, you dirty dog! |
*http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2011/08/20/peta-launch-porn-site
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