Beef Blogonoff One bloggers beef with the entire universe, and has had enough of it!

29Apr/130

HommeMystere

Posted by Beef Blogonoff

Thanks to metrosexuals we have mandals (men's sandals), murses (men's purses), and now a company called HommeMystere has created a line of men's lingerie. They claim their clothes are not just for gay men, but other than shemales, and Justin Bieber who would wear this stuff? Maybe they are also considering creating manxi thins, a maxi pad for men who suffer leakage from an infected prostate. I am so disgusted by all this I'm going to go cleanse myself with a Mansengill douche, put on my best Victoria's Secret silk manties, and then mansturbate.

My you look lovegly.

There ain't no mystery you look lovegly.

9Sep/111

Emansculating

Posted by Beef Blogonoff

Thanks to metrosexuals we have mandals (mens sandals), mankini's (mens bikinis), and murses (mens purses). This insanity is so out of hand they are considering creating manxi thins, a maxi pad for men who suffer leakage from an infected prostate. I am so disgusted by all this I'm going to go cleanse myself with a Mansengill douche, put on my best Victoria's Secret silk manties, and then mansturbate.

Photo cropped due to
manstruation stains.

*http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424053111904900904576554380686494012.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_editorsPicks_2