The stench of defeat
There is a new perfume being sold in Gaza called M75. It is named after the rockets the Palestinians have been shooting into Israel, and sales have gone through the roof. No surprise since it's the perfect addition to any stinking terrorists arsenal. The Iron Dome has destroyed most of these incoming missiles, but it does not protect against rock throwing. Einstein said something about a future war being fought with "sticks and stones." The Israeli's say sticks and stones may brake my bones, but tanks crush the opposition. No perfume can eliminate the stench of defeat.
Rage against the machine
Shalit set free
That tie alone is a felony
Gene Shalit will finally be released from prison after being captured by the Palestinians in 2006. Shalit's safe return will require Israel to release 1,000 Palestinian prisoners many with life sentences including some who are known members of Hamas*. It is rumored Gene's incarceration was the result of a role he played in the Muppet Show: Sex and Violence**. It led to him being held in solitary confinement for his entire 5 year imprisonment as he was deemed too dangerous for the general population. While this may seem extreme it's important to note that not even puppets are not safe around him. In addition, his stale puns and bad movie reviews are certainly worth at least an additional 20 year sentence as cruel and unusual punishment.
Update: Due to a typographical error the individual imprisoned was Gilad Shalit and not Gene Shalit. The author apologizes for the mixup.
*http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/oct/12/gilad-shalit-israel-prisoner-swap?newsfeed=true **http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Shalit
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