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Evolutionary Relativity

Who doesn't have friends or relatives with a few too many mutations in their D.N.A.? Take Uncle Bob for instance. When evolutionists claim man and apes are 98% identical they usually cite him as proof. It's not just that he has more hair on his back than a great ape, or his incisors can cut through tree bark, or his arms are as long as his legs, although these things are true. The fact is they have demonstrated a genetic link between him and Australopithicus. I disagree as evolution requires an increase in information, and intelligence which he does not possess. Animals of all kinds have demonstrated that they can use tools. Uncle Bob once gave himself a concussion trying to figure out how to use a hammer, and his eye is still swollen from the last time he handled a screw driver. How about Aunt Mabel? She stops so low and waddles back and forth so much she makes a chimp look downright elegant. Her breasts are as flat as pancakes and it reminds one of a National Geographic special on primates. Even worse she has not learned to groom herself as well as our jungle friends. Evolution is a supposed ascent to more intelligent and developed life forms. Apparently that is not based on any of my relatives.

Uncle Bob and Aunt Mabel, relatively speaking.