Rep. Dennis Kucinich renewed his call for a Federal Dept. of Peace. It will be located next door to the Dept. of Drone Technology which targets alleged terrorists, and innocent bystanders. It is opposite the Dept. of Gun Running which targets Mexican civilians, and occasionally Border Patrol agents. Down the hall is the Dept. of Kinetic Military Action which assists countries like Pakistan, Yemen, Somalia, Syria, and Uganda with high tech weapons to quash unrest in their countries. Overseeing it all will be a President who won the Nobel Peace Prize. If that's a formula for success than πr² (Pi r squared) calculates the area of a triangle.
The U.S. is warning that terrorists might be surgically placing bombs in their body as a means of getting them onto planes*. Recently Pamela Anderson was stopped at LAX because her boobs had more plastic than C4 explosives. A security officer said bombs that big could level the airport. She said she didn't realize it was crooked.